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135. SOFFICINI FINDUS – LA PIZZA! Wurstel + Patatine! (2,49€)

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  • INGREDIENTS: WHEAT flour, water, pre-fried potatoes 14% (93% potato, vegetable oil sunflower seed), MOZZARELLA 11.3% (ingredients: MILK, salt, lactic ferments, rennet), frankfurter smoked pork 7% (ingredients: pork (71%), water, salt, preservatives: sodium nitrite; maltodextrin, acidity regulators: sodium citrates, sodium carbonates; dextrose, pepper, onion, acidifying: citric acid; antioxidants: erythorbic acid; flavorings, Colorants: coquinilla), 7% tomato paste, 7% tomato pulp, vegetable oil of sunflower seeds, salt, yeast, olive oil, sugar, oregano, basil.
  • BAKING INSTRUCTIONS: Place the frozen pizza on a griddle and place it in a pre-heated ventilated oven at 200 ° C for 8-9 minutes or in any case according to the degree of cooking and crispness desired.
  • NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: 788 Kcal (355g)
  • BRAND WEBSITE: Official Website
  • COUNTRY: Italy
  • 5 FACTORS OF AWESOMESAUCE PIZZA:

1) Baking and Appearance: 9/10
This pizza looks as fake as yummy! It surely smells great though.
The baking instructions are also very clear and if you read them and follow carefully your pizza will be crunchy and ready to be eaten in less then 10 minutes.

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2) Dough: 5/10
The dough is a bit disappointing because it’s tasteless and dry.
It’s very thin both in the middle and on the borders; it’s very crunchy almost everywhere.

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3) Toppings: 7/10
The real problem of this pizza is the cheese.
I mean, where are tomatoes and cheese here?
I understand that they aren’t the main toppings but they should be the basic good stuff in every pizza so to me this little amount of them is just ridiculous.
As for the other toppings I’d say that their quantity is totally adequate, the meat is tasty but the fries are a bit mushy :/
Finally the mix of ingredients is a classic one that never disappoints anybody :).

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3) Value: 6/10
This pizza usually costs 3,56€ and I think it’s a bit too much considering the the size and the quality of this pizza; however the discounted price (2,49€) is reasonable so you should only buy it on sale otherwise I don’t think it’s worth it.

5) Side Effects: 8/10
After a few hours I felt a bit thirsty and bloated but not in a very annoying way.

  • OVERALL RATING:  7/10 (fake yummy pizza!)
  • MOVIE SUGGESTION: GLOW

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132. CARREFOUR – Pizza Surgelata Verdure (2,69€)

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  • INGREDIENTS: Wheat flour, 15.5% of pre-fried mixed vegetables (eggplants 6.4%, 6.4% courgettes, peppers 2.2%, sunflower oil, parsley, oregano), Mozzarella 14.5% (milk, salt, Rennet, lactic ferments), Water, Tomato Tomatoes 11.4%, Spinach 5%, Tomato Pulp 1.8%, Olive Oil, Salt, Dextrose, Malted Wheat Flour, Yeast, Oregano.
  • BAKING INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the pizza from the envelope and let it thaw and preheat oven to 200 ° C (traditional oven) or at 180 ° C (fan oven). Bake the pizza on the oven rack in half lengthwise and cook it for 11-13 minutes. The pizza is ready when it is lightly browned and the cheese is just melted.
  • NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: 744 Kcal (390g)
  • BRAND WEBSITE: Official Website
  • COUNTRY: Italy
  • 5 FACTORS OF AWESOMESAUCE PIZZA:

1) Baking and Appearance: 6/10
This pizza doesn’t look very yummy because of the lack of cheese but it is colorful!
However it smells very good and the baking instructions are very clear so if you follow them carefully your pizza will be ready in about 20 minutes.

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2) Dough: 5/10
In the box they write that the pizza is cooked in the wood oven so this is a good thing for the texture of the pizza; however they don’t seem to care a lot about its leavening process or the quality of the ingredients.
It is thin in the center and a little bit thicker and soft on the border; however it tastes kinda chewy here and there so I didn’t enjoy this kind of dough very much.

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3) Toppings: 8/10
The veggies taste very good here; they are soft and juicy and their quantity is fair.
The problem here is the cheese though: where is it?
The mozzarella cheese is few and kinda tasteless 😦
Finally we know nothing about the provenience or the real quality of the toppings and the mix of ingredient is not original.

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3) Value: 6/10
This pizza costs 2,99€ but it was a bit discounted.
I think this price is not completely fair since it’s not big or special and they don’t use high quality ingredients to make it.

5) Side Effects: 9/10
After a few hours I felt very very thirsty. However I wasn’t very bloated or sick in my stomach as usual. Cool!

  • OVERALL RATING:  6.8/10 (very basic and boring frozen pizza!)
  • TV SHOW SUGGESTION: Orange Is The New Black (Season 5!)

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129. DAJE – Al Pachino (6F) + Famille Champi (6F)

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  • DESCRIPTION: Al Pachino (Cherry tomatoes from Pachino, mozzarella cheese, pecorino cheese shavings, oregano), Famille Champi (Tomato Sauce,  Champignon Mushrooms, Porcini Mushrooms, Honey Mushrooms).
  • COUNTRY: Switzerland
  • RESTAURANT ADDRESS: Rue de la Terrassiere, 8 1207 Geneva
  • RESTAURANT WEBSITE: Official WebsiteFacebook page
  • 5 FACTORS OF AWESOMESAUCE PIZZA:

1) Dough: 7/10
In their website they state:

Three different kinds of flour.
Natural yeast, all combined with a slow leavening process of at least 48 hours.
Crunchy crust at the bottom.
Light and soft air bubbles in the middle.

I loved its crunchiness but it tastes more like a flat bread instead of a pizza.

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2) Toppings: 7/10
Al Pachino tastes great but re-heated tomatoes are super hot so it’s a bit difficult to eat.
However it’s very cheesy so I loved it.
Famille Champi is great too but I coudn’t distinguish the different kinds of mushrooms on it.
Finally the quality of the ingredients to me seem to be very high and it quantity is fair enough.

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3) Value: 3/10
I paid 12 Francs for these slices of pizza and this is about 11€.
This price is just totally crazy. Definitely too much.

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4) Service: 9/10
The service here is basically nonexistent.
There aren’t even a few tables to eat there: either you eat in standing on the counter or you bring the slices at home.
Anyway the guys that work there are nice, the atmosphere is very relaxing and the menu is very fun.

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5) Side Effects: 9/10
After eating these pizzas I didn’t experience any side effects 🙂

  • OVERALL RATING: 7/10 (super expensive roman pizza in Geneva!)

128. ‘A PUTECA ROSSOPOMODORO – Margherita (3€)

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  • DESCRIPTION: Tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese
  • COUNTRY: Italy
  • RESTAURANT ADDRESS: Piazza Duca D’Aosta 1 (Stazione Centrale), 20124 Milano
  • RESTAURANT WEBSITE: Official website 
  • 5 FACTORS OF AWESOMESAUCE PIZZA:

1) Dough: 6/10
The dough is kinda thin in the middle, while very puffy and thick on the outside.
It follows indeed the typical neapolitan pizza tradition: the crust is not so crunchy, but very soft and delicious instead.
However it’s very chewy and burned here and there so that is a bit disappointing.
It’s not very light.

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2) Toppings: 6/10
Tomatoes and mozzarella cheese taste great but of course this is one of the most basic pizza topping ever.
I would at least add some fresh basil.

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3) Value: 7/10
I paid this little pizza 3€ and I think it’s kinda worth it since it’s little but very satisfying.

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4) Service: 5/10
There’s not a lot to say about the service of this place since it’s a take-away pizza truck. However I can say that they are fast but not so nice.
Plus they fold this pizza like a wallet and this make no sense because it’s hot, hard to eat and not very appetizing.

5) Side Effects: 9/10
After eating this pizza I didn’t experience any side effect but it’s probably because it was very small.

  • OVERALL RATING:  6.6/10 (“wallet” pizza on the go!)

246. NESTLE’ – FITNESS Fruit (New recipe)

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New formula but same problems:

  1. the amount of fruits is definitely too little. They added cranberries but it’s very hard to actually find them.
  2. the flakes are huge so eating a spoon of them is almost impossible xD

However it’s still very crunchy, fresh and kinda healthy stuff 🙂

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127. COMINCIA DA ZERO – Primavera Cilentana (12,50 €)

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  • DESCRIPTION: Spring in Cilento (special mozzarella from Cilento, zucchini blossoms, yellow tomatoes, anchovies, basil)
  • COUNTRY: Italy
  • RESTAURANT ADDRESS: Via Berardino Luini 9 20123 Milano
  • RESTAURANT WEBSITE: Official website Facebook page
  • 5 FACTORS OF AWESOMESAUCE PIZZA:

1) Dough: 9/10
The dough is very very thin in the middle, while a little bit puffier on the outside.
The shape of my pizza was a bit different but I appreciated its oddity 🙂
You can clearly taste that it is made in a natural way with high quality ingredients; it’s way lighter than usual and I really like its texture.
Plus they offer whole wheat and gluten free dough upon request.
However it was a bit burned here and there on the borders so that wasn’t very nice.

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2) Toppings: 10/10
The toppings here are traditional from Cilento.
I choose Spring in Cilento since it was super hot outside and it was delicious!
I’m not a fan of anchovies but they were completely different from the ones than you can buy at the supermarket: fleshy and not too salty.
Yellow tomatoes, zucchini blossoms and mozzarella were full of flavors and alle these ingredients make a tasty and light combination all together.
The quantity of the ingredients is fair too 🙂

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3) Value: 8/10
I paid this pizza 12,50€ and I think it’s a lot; however the ingredients are not very common and their quality is very high so I guess it’s fair in a way.
On the menu you can read that the cheapest pizza is Marinara (6€), therefore there are actually no cheap option.
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4) Service: 10/10
The service here seems very good.
They take reservations and i love this fact because in Milan pizzerie do not take reservations any more and you need to wait a lot to eat.
Here they baked our pizzas in less then 5 minutes and the waiters were extra nice to everybody.. it’s definitely a lovely place 🙂

5) Side Effects: 9/10
After eating this pizza I felt a bit thirsty probably because of the savory anchovies; however I didn’t experience any other side effect so I’m pretty sure that the dough was easy to digest.

  • OVERALL RATING:  9.2/10 (traditional pizza from Cilento in Milan!)
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126. CAMEO – RISTORANTE Pizza Al Prosciutto (2,39€)

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  • INGREDIENTS: Soft wheat flour type 0, tomato sauce 27%, 14% cooked ham (pork, water, salt, dextrose, stabilizers: di- and triphosphates, sodium nitrite, flavorings, smoke flavorings), mozzarella 7% (milk , Salt, rye, lactic ferments), 7% edam cheese, Rape oil, yogurt, water, yeast, salt, sugar, extra virgin olive oil, modified starch, skim milk, SOJA sauce (water, Salt, soft wheat flour), oregano, spices, egg yolk, aromas, garlic, parsley, thickeners: xanthan gum, guar gum; Acidity regulators: lactic acid, calcium lactate; Milk proteins, antioxidant: rosemary extract.
  • BAKING INSTRUCTIONS: Preheat the oven (Electric: 220 – 230 ° C, Ventilation: approx. 200 ° C, Gas: 230 ° C).
    Remove the casing. Bake the frozen product by placing it on the grill at the bottom of the oven and bake it for 10 – 12 min. (Ventilated 9 – 10 min.)
    The product is cooked if the cheese is well golden.
  • NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: 754 Kcal (330g)
  • BRAND WEBSITE: Official Website
  • COUNTRY: Italy
  • 5 FACTORS OF AWESOMESAUCE PIZZA:

1) Baking and Appearance: 4/10
This pizza looks like an american pizza, it seems made of plastic.
It’s very sad.
However the baking instructions are very clear so if you follow them carefully your pizza will be ready in about 10 minutes.

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2) Dough: 5/10
The dough is very weird: it tastes soft and buttery even though is super thin both in the center and on the border.
I didn’t enjoy this kind of dough very much.

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3) Toppings: 5/10
The ham tastes good and its quantity is fair; however the problem here is the cheese: what is that?
That’s not not mozzarella.. it’s savory and moist and not common on a pizza.
Plus they put big pieces of oregano here so it tastes even weirder.
Finally we know nothing about the provenience or the real quality of the toppings and the mix of ingredient is not original.

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3) Value: 4/10
This pizza costs 2,39€  but its original price was 3,49 €.
I think this is totally overpriced since it’s not big or special and they don’t use high quality ingredients to make it.

5) Side Effects: 9/10
After a few hours I felt very bloated. However surprisingly I wasn’t thirsty at all even though the toppings were so savory. Cool!

  • OVERALL RATING:  5.4/10 (american style frozen pizza??)

 

245. SAINSBURY’S – EXPRESS PORRIDGE Original

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  • Instant oat porridge.
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  • COUNTRY: UK
  • INGREDIENTS: Oat Flakes (72%), Skimmed Cows’ Milk Powder, Whey Powder (Cows’ Milk), Dried Glucose Syrup.
  • CALORIES PER SERVING (55g): 205 Kcal
  • SHAPE: “chunky soup”
  • COLOUR: light brown
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  • SAME FAMILY: EXPRESS PORRIDGE Apple & CinnamonEXPRESS PORRIDGE Raspberry & Blueberry, EXPRESS PORRIDGE Golden Syrup, Multigrain EXPRESS PORRIDGE Red Berries, Multiseed EXPRESS PORRIDGE with Chia
  • COMMERCIAL & STUFF: Official Website 
  • PACKAGING: 
  • RATING: 
  • Would I Buy It Again? No

I liked the texture of this porridge: not too “soupy”and not too “chunky” or thick.
As for its flavor I think it’s pretty tasteless instead so I suggest you to add some fresh fruit or nuts or cinnamon to make it enjoyable.
Anyway it totally deserves 2 stars because it’s healthy and a base for a good breakfast! 🙂

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125. BUITONI – BELLA NAPOLI Stracchino e verdure (1,29€)

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  • INGREDIENTS: Wheat flour, water, vegetables 18% (grilled zucchini, grilled eggplant, peppers), mozzarella 10% (milk, salt, lactic ferments, rennet), stracchino cheese 5% (milk, cream, salt, lactic ferments, rennet) , sunflower oil, salt, food fiber, rice flour, wheat germ, yeast
  • BAKING INSTRUCTIONS: The product is to be consumed after cooking. Preheat oven to 220 ° C approximately. Remove the pizza from the housing transparent, put in on the grid of the oven in half lengthwise and let cook for 8-10 minutes (5-7 minutes if the pizza is already thawed), until the mozzarella melts. 1) PIZZA ALREADY defrosted 220 ° C 5-7 min – Defrosting time: 30 minutes. 2) PIZZA STILL FROZEN 220 ° C 8-10 min. Since the cooking time may vary depending on the technical characteristics of the furnace used, check that the cooking level is as desired.
  • NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: 770 Kcal (360g)
  • BRAND WEBSITE: Official Website
  • COUNTRY: Italy
  • 5 FACTORS OF AWESOMESAUCE PIZZA:

1) Baking and Appearance: 5/10
This pizza doesn’t look very yummy since the quantity of toppings is very small; however the baking instructions are clear and your pizza will be ready in about 20 minutes.

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2) Dough: 6/10
The dough is not too bad indeed.
The crust is kinda crunchy while it’s thinner in the middle so I liked its texture; as for its taste I can say it was probably a bit salty.
Therefore I’m giving it only the passing grade .

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3) Toppings: 6/10
The most disappointed thing of this pizza is the amount of toppings since there are litterally 10 pieces of vegetables on it (I added 2 sun dried tomatoes on the empty space ahah).
However the ingredients taste good and in the end I appreciate the fact that it’s cheesier than the other frozen pizzas since there are both mozzarella and stracchino.

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3) Value: 6/10
I paid this pizza 1,29€ and I think it’s a good price; however it’s a discount because it usually costs 2,15€.
Therefore it is a good deal only in some occasion 😦

5) Side Effects: 9/10
After a few hours I felt very very thirsty.
However I didn’t experience any bloating 🙂

  • OVERALL RATING:  6.4/10 (a less standard veggie pizza)

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